Watashi no Kokoro



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Germany! Germany!

Germany is a really, really nice place.

Even though I’m your prisoner, you give me food,

And it doesn’t suck like English food.

Sausages with cheeses always taste so good.

It’d be heaven for a dog.

Yeah, that’s Germany.

Tell me, how is it you Germans are so robust?

You’re crushing me with your intimidation.

My fragility causes me to openly weep out of fear

Your women terrify me.

Is it a norm to drink a barrel of beer

And then bust it on somebody’s head?

Please don’t come to my place in large mobs!

German tourists are scary!

Even the girls that are from Germany are more rugged than I am.

Yahoo!~

(Source: broken-still-doll)

Via Humans Are My Playthings






(*ノ▽ノ) Why are you so adorable?! (>////<)

(Source: hetaliapics)



lemurturtle:

Okay…

this has to be in my top 10 pics of America.

Wow this is just…man.



kippling:

Best attitude to life ever.


Via Procer Perficio


ego-x:

riktor51:

Flawless.

me whenever inspiration strikes me and I start painting enthusiastically. Yep.

(Source: bigblackbootslongbrownhair)


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What I’ve got stuck in my head atm ^^;



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