Germany! Germany!
Germany is a really, really nice place.
Even though I’m your prisoner, you give me food,
And it doesn’t suck like English food.
Sausages with cheeses always taste so good.
It’d be heaven for a dog.
Yeah, that’s Germany.
Tell me, how is it you Germans are so robust?
You’re crushing me with your intimidation.
My fragility causes me to openly weep out of fear
Your women terrify me.
Is it a norm to drink a barrel of beer
And then bust it on somebody’s head?
Please don’t come to my place in large mobs!
German tourists are scary!
Even the girls that are from Germany are more rugged than I am.
Yahoo!~
(Source: broken-still-doll)
Okay…
this has to be in my top 10 pics of America.
Wow this is just…man.
Flawless.
me whenever inspiration strikes me and I start painting enthusiastically. Yep.
(Source: bigblackbootslongbrownhair)
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Best attitude to life ever.